THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM EERIE QUEERIE
01. Mitsuo is the most adorable thing on the face of the planet.
02. If you don't feel sorry for Ichi, you're the devil.
03. Hasunuma has single-handedly brought justice to the greaser-punk look.
04. Mikuni may be the only manwhore in history to actually have a heart of gold.
05. Kanau seems suited to frilly dresses and animal ears.
06. Ichiro needs a hobby.
07. If you look up "loyalty" in the dictionary, you will see a picture of Shino holding a frog... oh, it's true.
08. Niro just needs to give in and date boys.
09. Itsuki should just cosplay as Squall and get it over with.
10. Women tend to be boring, unless they like yaoi.
11. I need to learn Japanese, and befriend Shuri Shiozu immediately.
12. Instead of two genders, there should just be two different types of men.